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... Does this mean they just keep reusing the same old cupcakes year after year? :shock: Somebody could get KILLED by one of those things! ;)

Unless you're lucky enough to meet her in person, every single one of these cupcakes is, like this message, entirely constructed from 100% recycled electrons. :)

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atpollard wrote:
... Does this mean they just keep reusing the same old cupcakes year after year? :shock: Somebody could get KILLED by one of those things! ;)


Darling, sweetheart, if I'm trying to take someone out, I don't use nasty old leftover cupcakes. I cook up something fresh 'n special just for the occasion. Please, I'm a professional. ;)

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Darling, sweetheart, if I'm trying to take someone out, I don't use nasty old leftover cupcakes. I cook up something fresh 'n special just for the occasion. Please, I'm a professional. ;)



*stores away as mental note*

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atpollard wrote:
... Does this mean they just keep reusing the same old cupcakes year after year? :shock: Somebody could get KILLED by one of those things! ;)


Darling, sweetheart, if I'm trying to take someone out, I don't use nasty old leftover cupcakes. I cook up something fresh 'n special just for the occasion. Please, I'm a professional. ;)

Now I can respect THAT. ;)


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Just for your information, my cupcakes are fresh and guaranteed not to kill anyone. ...Unless you give them to a highly skilled assassin, who I'm sure could probably find a way to use them as a murder weapon. In which case, apparently, you might want to keep them away from our beloved Lt. General.

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...Unless you give them to a highly skilled assassin, who I'm sure could probably find a way to use them as a murder weapon.

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Now there's a story idea. Death by Cupcake. The Cupcake Murders. If You Give a Killer a Cupcake...

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Alias Ember wrote:
...Unless you give them to a highly skilled assassin, who I'm sure could probably find a way to use them as a murder weapon.

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Now there's a story idea. Death by Cupcake. The Cupcake Murders. If You Give a Killer a Cupcake...


I actually do want to write a series of cozy mysteries...

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Lt. General Hansen wrote:
Lady Sparks wrote:
Alias Ember wrote:
...Unless you give them to a highly skilled assassin, who I'm sure could probably find a way to use them as a murder weapon.

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Now there's a story idea. Death by Cupcake. The Cupcake Murders. If You Give a Killer a Cupcake...


I actually do want to write a series of cozy mysteries...


Of course, there arises the problem that when I kill people--I mean characters of course--it's definitely NOT a cozy murder... :/

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Now there's a story idea. Death by Cupcake. The Cupcake Murders. If You Give a Killer a Cupcake...


If You Give a Killer a Cupcake. Ahahahaha. I like that one. :rofl:

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If You Give a Killer a Cupcake. Ahahahaha. I like that one. :rofl:


That series has become one of my favorite titles to riff off of. ;)

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Welcome to Holy Worlds, IHeartLife! :) Lovely to have you join us.

I swear you could only hear a conversation on writing about Killer Cupcakes on Holy Worlds! :rofl:

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